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She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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