Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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