No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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