If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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