My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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