is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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