he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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