dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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