I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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