Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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