I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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