Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
