NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
