Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
