Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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