I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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