This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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