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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
