SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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