Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
