Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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