tell your sister to shave her snatch
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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