covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
