Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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