Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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