Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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