the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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