i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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