Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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