I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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