Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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