he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i came on her dog
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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