these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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