on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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