clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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