What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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