so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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