We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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