Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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