no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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