But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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