So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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