you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
he fucked my hip out of place.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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