Quick, to the slutcave!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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