Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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