we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You were trust falling into bushes
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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