oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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