If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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