He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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