Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I just googled if crying burns calories
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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