yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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