That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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