He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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